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Elliot: Anti-Semitism, cauliflower phobia rear their heads
July 28, 2019
Elliot: Trump leads by bigoted example
July 17, 2019
Elliot: Dodo birds flight of fancy
July 7, 2019
Elliot: Draining the Swamp, virtually
June 23, 2019
Elliot: No hablo trade stuff
June 9, 2019
Elliot: Flies and golf: It’s a wonderful world
May 6, 2019
Elliot: Beating the Arctic with a wall
February 3, 2019
Elliot: The Grinch who stole the border
January 24, 2019
Elliot: Don’t go looking for nowhere
January 16, 2019
Elliot: Heckishness reigns and a man of the soil
December 11, 2018
Elliot: Yo, Doc Gram: What’s up with Voice of the Hawkeyes Gary Dolphin and the voiceless Hawkeyes?
December 4, 2018
Elliot: Civilization crumbles on wings of irony butterflies
November 27, 2018
Elliot: All politics is loco, according to Plato
November 14, 2018
Elliot: Going to heck in a hand basket
November 7, 2018
Elliot: Civility reigns. Or maybe that’s rains.
November 1, 2018
Elliot: Situation normal, with rogue elephants
October 23, 2018
Elliot: Take a number, any number
October 16, 2018
Elliot: In Iowa, Kim Reynolds’ plane hop was ‘Ozzie and Harriet’ fine
September 18, 2018
Elliot: Cartoon Nation finds a home
September 11, 2018
Elliot: Ah, football. Ah, Americana. Ah, crickets.
September 4, 2018
Elliot: The stars are laughing comets at us
August 28, 2018
Elliot: How good news imitates life (life is somewhere)
August 20, 2018
Elliot: What’s the matter? Cat got your Godot?
July 30, 2018
Elliot: Parsing wood and other war stories
July 23, 2018
Elliot: Helsinki hell, or when a summit reaches the depths
July 16, 2018
Elliot: Backdoor news & tariffs ahoy
June 11, 2018
Elliot: Slapstick strikes deep
July 9, 2018
Elliot: Back to the great Unreal
July 2, 2018
Elliot: Don’t sweat the split infinitive
May 7, 2018
Elliot: Whether you can believe in
April 3, 2018
Elliot: Chaos Inc. rules, such as it can
February 12, 2018
Elliot: Racism? Racism? Who, him? C’mon.
January 15, 2018
Elliot: Have a merry tax cut
December 5, 2017
Elliot: Trump masquerades as Time Person of the Year
November 28, 2017
Elliot: Martian Day in America arriving soon
November 14, 2017
Elliot: Light, dark, and sexual assault on the precipice of thought
November 7, 2017
Elliot: Hawkeyes, the Brit Lit of football
October 31, 2017
Elliot: In the Year of Monica&Bill, time stops
October 24, 2017
Elliot: Steve Bannon and friends and no worries
October 16, 2017
Elliot: Honor kneels, politics walks
October 9, 2017
Elliot: Trump flounders on North Korea, tax reform
October 2, 2017
Elliot: Trump waging war with NFL to compensate for struggle to deliver on agenda
September 25, 2017
Elliot: ESPN reporter is right about President Trump
September 18, 2017
Elliot: The hurricanes are here, Rush Limbaugh
September 11, 2017
Elliot: Hard rains in the wind
September 5, 2017
Elliot: Totality is here or somewhere
August 21, 2017
Elliot: Blow holes abound
July 31, 2017
Elliot: Life in the hot-dog lane
July 24, 2017
Elliot: Deep into the matryoshka
July 17, 2017
Elliot: ‘Stuff’ happens
July 10, 2017
Elliot: Rhinoceros attacks the chairs, à la Ionesco
May 8, 2017
Elliot: Mr. Promise goes to Washington, sort of
May 1, 2017
Elliot: Melting like the glaciers did
October 17, 2016
Elliot: Samsung or the Trumpster?
October 10, 2016
Elliot: Schrödinger’s cat meows reality
September 26, 2016
Elliot: Swimming to the nebulae
August 4, 2015
Elliot: Foraying into the mayo wars
July 28, 2015
Elliot: Cat fights, dogfights
July 21, 2015
Elliot: Can’t trump the Trumpster
July 14, 2015
Elliot: The Fourth Conspiracy
July 7, 2015
Elliot: Struck by lightning
June 30, 2015
Elliot: Racism? No, never racism
June 23, 2015
Elliot: Slapstick, not hockey
June 16, 2015
Elliot: Deflated universe
May 12, 2015
Elliot: The color of stupidity
May 5, 2015
Elliot: Demon sheep, mac & cheese
April 28, 2015
Elliot: New ideas reign, or rain
April 21, 2015
Elliot: Some crickets & some surprises
April 14, 2015
Elliot: War on Christianity
April 7, 2015
Elliot: Aisle of lost
March 31, 2015
Elliot: Cruz control
March 24, 2015
Elliot: Daylight socialist time
March 10, 2015
Elliot: Wintering on (& on)
March 3, 2015
Elliot: The sky is falling
February 24, 2015
Elliot: What’s a Niue?
February 17, 2015
Elliot: Piping crude
February 10, 2015
Elliot: Madden 15 rules all
February 3, 2015
Elliot: Air pressure
January 27, 2015
Elliot: Quantum nonsense
January 20, 2015
Elliot: Beating reality
December 9, 2014
Elliot: In the Land of Executive Orders
December 2, 2014
Elliot: Winter take all
November 18, 2014
Elliot: No Play
November 11, 2014
Elliot: Vampire heaven
November 4, 2014
Elliot: Breaking good on Ebola
October 21, 2014
Elliot: Beau Talks; Kombucha nation
October 28, 2014
Elliot: The real mess
October 14, 2014
Elliot: Shot in the dark
October 7, 2014
Elliot: Proof of proven proof
September 30, 2014
Elliot: Driverless, but not car-less
September 23, 2014
Elliot: Things fall apart, Ozymandias
September 16, 2014
Elliot: Jurassic parked
September 9, 2014
Elliot: Revel without a cause
August 26, 2014
Elliot: The Stone Age encore
August 5, 2014
Elliot: Prepositions & common mush
July 29, 2014
Invaded (by children)
July 22, 2014
Elliot: Reality clouded over
July 15, 2014
Elliot: Coals to the Res
July 8, 2014
Great soccer conspiracy
July 1, 2014
Love in the time of flat-earthers
June 24, 2014
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