The Daily Iowan intramural sports reporters carefully sifted through all 200-plus flag football team names for the upcoming season.
It was a difficult task, but after much debate and deliberation, the top 25 names were selected. Every team went through an intense judging process before even being considered.
The criteria for selection included humor, creativity, and outrageousness.
Even if these teams don’t win a single game, at least they rock cool names.
No. 25 — Ashley Schaeffer BMW — Beautiful cars, beautiful surroundings, and beautiful women.
No. 24 — SCLSU Mudd — That’s some high quality H2O.
No. 23 — Gypsy Majic — Give me your tears.
No. 22 — 7th Floor Crew — Greg Olsen would be proud.
No. 21 — Space Popes — Religiously out there.
No. 20 — Silver Snakes — I don’t think intramurals gives out pendants to Olmec’s temple.
No. 19 — Slater’s Sloppy Seconds — We’ve all been there … Slater, that is.
No. 18 — Kubik’s Pubiks — Trickier than a Rubik’s cube.
No. 17 — Whispering Eyes — This is from Shakespeare, right?
No. 16 — Doing it Live — Ask Ashlee Simpson how that went.
No. 15 — Cougar Bait — Either a dead animal or a fat wallet.
No. 14 — Team Bob Saget — Not as clean as you may remember.
No. 13 — Filling All Cavities — Hopefully, they’re in dental school.
No. 12 — Revenge of the Neckbeard — The least known pirate of the seven seas.
No. 11 — Just The Tip — They’ll give 20 percent at best.
No. 10 — Touchdown There — Where exactly?
No. 9 — Abusement Park — Chris Brown could run it. (Too soon?)
No. 8 — Off Daily — Even if you win, you lose.
No. 7 — Con Vicks — Playing like a bunch of junkyard dogs.
No. 6 — Mel Kiper’s Best Available — And for the second-consecutive decade, the Lions are on the clock first.
No. 5 — Log Jammin’ — Brawny man vs. Paul Bunyan.
No. 4 — Victorious Secret — This team definitely supports one another.
No. 3 — Bi-Sexual Chocolate — It could be a new Coldstone flavor.
No. 2 — Notorious V.A.G. — Very Aroused Guys?
No. 1 — Multiple Scorgasms — Looking for back-to-back scores.
Honorable mentions: The Iowa Pharm Team, Gerbil Shotz, Albino Rhinos, Sheep Stealers, Thunder Down Under, Schax, Pup ’N’ Suds, Dauminators
