Way to wed after one month, Khloe
The Kardashian family is always in a constant battle to see who can get the most attention. Be real, chicks — as long as Kim has the butt, she will be the focal point.
Kourtney’s baby bump has recently overshadowed the other two sisters, and rightly so. But Khloe? Did you really get married after dating your lover for a month?
Apparently, she did. Last week, Khloe married her man of one month, Los Angeles Laker star Lamar Odom. The Kardashian clan also managed to pull together an alleged million-dollar wedding after announcing the engagement a week prior to nuptials.
Here’s the thing: The wedding had to be fake. There’s absolutely no way she could have managed to pull that off. Plus, Khloe is known for being the loud-mouthed prankster of the group (remember when she put Kim’s profile on a dating site?).
Sorry you were feeling a lack of attention from the media, Khloe, but this is just dumb.
Kate plus 8 minus a tool
He’s gone. From TLC, at least. Jon Gosselin finally quit the network he claims exploited his family. OK, Jon, let’s recap.
Last winter, you were out at a bar with a girl while your eight children were at home sleeping. The girl was not your wife. You are being linked to late-night sojourns over to said girl’s house. You and Kate filed for divorce. Then there were two women. And that trying to recapture-youth-with-Ed Hardy thing? Right. TLC exploited your family, not you.
Either way, Jon’s off the show — but it may not matter. Thursday, Daddy Gosselin filed two cease-and-desist letters against the network that allegedly broke his family apart. He also put a super snazzy sign on the gate to his mansion the show basically bought him that states camera crews are no longer allowed on the property.
His revengeful freak-out is more intense than Kate’s hairdo. Some people are claiming he’s fed up with reality television, while other reports say he’s looking for a new channel to host a Jon-centered show.
Wonder how media-whore Kate feels about this twisted turn. Maybe she’ll get her own talk show and line of hair products instead.