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Horrible sexualized fantasies
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November 8, 2011
Where there’s smoke…
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November 1, 2011
Terminal moraines
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October 25, 2011
Tell me about the cheeseburger
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October 18, 2011
Classy warfare
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October 11, 2011
How strife imitates the Red Sox
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October 4, 2011
Horseless wrangling rules
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September 27, 2011
The ice-cube theory
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September 20, 2011
Slyly, stealthily, heavily
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September 13, 2011
Labor’s love’s lost
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September 6, 2011
In Godliest we trust
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August 30, 2011
Mirage land
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August 23, 2011
Rube, as in Goldberg
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July 26, 2011
In the No
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July 19, 2011
Say Ah, wilderness
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July 12, 2011
Taking the Fourth
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July 5, 2011
Bachmann overdrive
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June 28, 2011
Hammer nation
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June 21, 2011
A folly good time
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June 14, 2011
Recent present
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June 7, 2011
The ever grassy knoll
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May 10, 2011
Royalty reality show
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May 3, 2011
You, Republicans
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April 26, 2011
Tax & tacks
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April 19, 2011
Planning for the past
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April 12, 2011
Math & insects
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April 5, 2011
All you need is dove
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March 29, 2011
Creeping bigness
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March 22, 2011
Sleinad Yerfdog
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March 8, 2011
Imagine ice & pizza
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March 1, 2011
NASCAR & Wisconsin
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February 22, 2011
Sell the Old Capitol
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February 15, 2011
Twilight for reaming
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February 8, 2011
Arugula & sausage
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December 14, 2010
Violins unbound
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December 7, 2010
Gridiron gloom
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November 30, 2010
Cats lapping milk
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November 16, 2010
Years of the Prince of Hope
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November 9, 2010
Roads to hoe
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November 2, 2010
‘South Park’ and rats
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April 27, 2010
Catching monotone
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April 20, 2010
Muddling through race
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April 13, 2010
Don’t keep in touch
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April 6, 2010
Armageddon blues (or reds)
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March 30, 2010
Shillelagh time
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March 23, 2010
Drink up (or down)
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March 9, 2010
Healthy debate?
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March 2, 2010
Darién revisited, as the school turns
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February 23, 2010
Igloos and some hoax
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February 16, 2010
Snow emerges, see?
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February 9, 2010
Swimming to here
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February 2, 2010
Noodle music
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January 26, 2010
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot
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December 15, 2009
There, there, nebulae
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December 8, 2009
Missing the fairway
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December 1, 2009
Calendar as colander
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November 17, 2009
Political death
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November 10, 2009
Of snow and flu
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November 3, 2009
Put English on it
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October 27, 2009
Pledge city
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October 20, 2009
Life in cuckoo land
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October 13, 2009
Absolutely no
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October 6, 2009
Cosmic jokes
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September 29, 2009
Unintended
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September 22, 2009
Cup of Joe
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September 15, 2009
Blake holes
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September 8, 2009
Remembering Edward Kennedy
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September 1, 2009
Dogged laughter
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August 25, 2009
I am a bigot
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July 28, 2009
Wisely in the stars
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July 21, 2009
Edifice of the King
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July 14, 2009
Just say quit
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July 7, 2009
Tweet, Tweet, Tweet
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June 30, 2009
Protests in Iran reminiscent of China in ‘89
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June 23, 2009
A short-story of agony after the Tiananmen Square massacre
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June 23, 2009
Throwing the vote in Iran
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June 16, 2009
Embracing imperfection
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June 9, 2009
Reality vs. baseball
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May 12, 2009
Yikes
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May 5, 2009
Han’s off
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April 21, 2009
What’s ina day?
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April 14, 2009
Gitmo beauty
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April 7, 2009
Bail faster
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March 31, 2009
1-on-1 with Mr. B
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March 24, 2009
Seeing red in the U.S.A
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March 10, 2009
Imagining
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March 3, 2009
Venus on the half-sky
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February 24, 2009
Hit like a roid
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February 17, 2009
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