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All content by BEAU ELLIOT
Elliot: The meet of the matter
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June 17, 2014
Elliot: The algebra of pink
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May 13, 2014
Elliot: Dangerous daydreams
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May 6, 2014
Elliot: Race goes to the Swift-est
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April 29, 2014
Elliot: Vocal chords reign
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April 22, 2014
Elliot: To your health
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April 15, 2014
Elliot: Loving the Drug Putin
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April 8, 2014
Elliot: Grassy knolls breed daffodils
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April 1, 2014
Elliot: A hear and a half
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March 25, 2014
Elliot: It’s all Obama’s fault
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March 11, 2014
Elliot: Crimea winter
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March 4, 2014
Elliot: Scientific nonspeak
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February 25, 2014
Elliot: Lunar distances
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February 18, 2014
Elliot: All Coked up
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February 11, 2014
Elliot: The bridge to Wonderland
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February 4, 2014
Elliot: Living Winter Olympics
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January 28, 2014
Elliot: Same river, same river
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January 21, 2014
Elliot: Seems like winter
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December 17, 2013
Elliot: En Ess Hay
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December 10, 2013
Elliot: Why not give tanks?
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December 3, 2013
Elliot: Maybe the NSA knows
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November 19, 2013
Elliot: Website on the car roof
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November 12, 2013
Elliot:Â Oil comes to health care
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November 5, 2013
Elliot: Short, brief, whatever
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October 29, 2013
Elliot: Somewhere south of Pluto
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October 22, 2013
Elliot: Appropriate, polite science
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October 15, 2013
Elliot: Shuttered like a window
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October 8, 2013
Elliot: Panda monium
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October 1, 2013
Elliot: 30,000 dump trucks
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September 24, 2013
Elliot: Rich people’s cathedral
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September 17, 2013
Elliot: Breaking bad in Syria
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September 10, 2013
Elliot: About those socks, the NSA says
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September 3, 2013
Elliot: Spelling our future
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August 27, 2013
Elliot: A moveable beast
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July 30, 2013
Elliot: What’s going on here, Marvin?
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July 23, 2013
Elliot: Death of a teen
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July 16, 2013
Elliot: The NSA knows; it just does
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July 9, 2013
Elliot: You say tomato, I say J’accuse
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July 2, 2013
Elliot: What’s up with our friendly GOP?
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June 25, 2013
Elliot: Trafficking in privacy
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June 18, 2013
Elliot: Imagine snooping
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June 11, 2013
Elliot: Conspiring nation
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May 14, 2013
Elliot: Life in Kafkaville
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May 7, 2013
Elliot: My skin has color
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April 30, 2013
Elliot: How life imitates screwballs
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April 23, 2013
Elliot: Borderlines
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April 16, 2013
Elliot: Here’s looking at you, kid
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April 9, 2013
Elliot: Moolah cow & baseball
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April 2, 2013
Elliot: Tough lives
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March 26, 2013
Elliot: Skin of science fiction
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March 12, 2013
Elliot: Our own private Nebraska
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March 5, 2013
Elliot: See quester? Me, neither
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February 26, 2013
Elliot: No trash talk here
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February 19, 2013
Elliot: Breath of stale air
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February 12, 2013
Elliot: Iran becomes Facebook
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February 5, 2013
Elliot: Not lying about lions
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January 29, 2013
Elliot: Meeting Borges
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January 22, 2013
Elliot: Starry-eyed in the Kyper Belt
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December 11, 2012
Have a Rice calendar
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December 4, 2012
Elliot: Cwazy wabbits
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November 27, 2012
Elliot: Light, tunnel, action
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November 13, 2012
Elliot: Go, 18th-century offense
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November 6, 2012
Elliot: Hide your dogs, Mitt’s coming
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October 30, 2012
Elliot: Floods, models, women
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October 23, 2012
Elliot: Nude Radio
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October 16, 2012
Elliot: Duh-bait
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October 9, 2012
Elliot: Doorknobs rule
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October 2, 2012
Elliot: Hawks doze on surrealistic pillow
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September 25, 2012
Elliot: Film & superstitions
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September 18, 2012
Elliot: Astrology & Hawk football
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September 11, 2012
The sound of a square
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September 4, 2012
Elliot: Killing Cats
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August 28, 2012
Elliot: Red in the face Sox
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August 21, 2012
Elliot: What exactly is Romney (not) taking credit for?
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July 24, 2012
Sick addition
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July 17, 2012
Badly going to worsely
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July 10, 2012
Math, history, & Red Sox
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July 3, 2012
Being Mitt Romney
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June 26, 2012
Falling into commas
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June 19, 2012
Then again, horizons’ events
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June 12, 2012
Burning questions
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June 5, 2012
Socialists in the White House
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May 8, 2012
Minds on cold porridge
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May 1, 2012
Quiet daze in cliché
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April 24, 2012
Not touching Ann Romney
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April 17, 2012
Budgeting the Red Sox
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April 10, 2012
Elevator in a train
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April 3, 2012
Déjà ? voo-doo
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March 27, 2012
Overreach-iness (sigh)
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March 20, 2012
Rushing to judgement
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March 6, 2012
‘Y’ for Wyoming
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February 28, 2012
It is what it isn’t
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February 21, 2012
Birth-control those vowels
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February 14, 2012
Not thinking about Mitt
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February 7, 2012
Looking for Elba room
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January 31, 2012
Science — or sigh-ence
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January 24, 2012
Socialists everywhere
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December 13, 2011
Being there, there
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December 6, 2011
Speaking of climate change
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November 29, 2011
Wacky-pedia
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November 15, 2011
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