Beau Elliot
According to my unusually untrustworthy sources (my imagination), the alleged refereeing crew at the Iowa/Northwestern game was made up of Donald Trump and his cohorts.
And the Trumpster has had it in for Iowa ever since he lost the caucuses to Sen. Ted Cruz. We’ve been Cruzin’ for a bruizin’.
So, naturally — what facemask?
See, where the Trumpster comes from, a facemask is just a “love tap.” Women know all about this.
It’s like Trump on not paying federal taxes: “That makes me smart,” he said in the recent debate with Hillary Clinton, in which he was demolished; most polls show that the debate was the Trumpster’s performance was the equivalent of the Trump-a-tanic hitting an iceberg.
And for the Trumpster, taxes and not paying any, are apparently just another love tap.
Meanwhile, Trump supporter and ex-NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani has defended the Trumpster as a “genius” in avoiding paying any federal income taxes for 18 years or so.
So how much like a “genius” do you feel about paying federal taxes for the last 18 years or so? So this is how “geniuses” work? They make you pay taxes, and they don’t? And then they slide away in yachts? That’s pretty populist, you bet.
And if the Trumpster is such a “genius” at business, how in the world did he manage to lose $918 million so that he could skate on federal taxes? Owning casinos, no less. The house always wins; you gotta be a true “genius” to pull off losing $918 million.
Meanwhile, there are extramarital affairs, because, you know, that’s what we’re all interested in. Who is flipping the flapdoodle with whom is far more important than any discussion about, say, ISIS, or U.S. policy toward Russia, or the massacres in Syria, or equal rights in the U.S.
So Trump and his surrogates want to talk about Bill Clinton’s transgressions of some years ago in order to somehow attack Hillary Clinton’s candidacy. It’s always the woman’s fault, you know, if you live in Trumpster land.
Hmm. Trump and supporters Giuliani and Newt Gringrich have nine wives among them, and they all cheated on at least one wife in the process to get the next. If you call that process.
More meanwhile, Trump and Gingrich criticize a former Miss Universe woman for allegedly being overweight. Let’s see: Two of the fattest politicians we know? Two who never seemingly missed a meal, as far as we know? For that matter, two politicians who never missed second and third helpings?
Yeah, that sounds fair. The woman should be criticized for her weight.
And the Trumpster has bashed that former Miss Universe (a “contest” that he ran) for appearing in a “sex tape.” Apparently, that’s not true, but what could possibly be surprising about the Trumpster saying something that’s not true?
In any case, BuzzFeed discovered that the Trumpster had a cameo role in a Playboy video from 2000 in which women did “sexy” things. You can guess how they were dressed.
Ahem. This is apparently a case of the pot calling the kettle a sitter on the burner.
And how in the world did we get to sex tapes in a presidential election?
Because it’s the Trumpster, and what do we expect?
For instance, he wants the U.S. military to be more like the Russian military. Like the Red Army in Afghanistan? The U.S. military tried that once.
It was called Vietnam.